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fireball shit
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the kind of shit that when it comes out it feels like ur ass is on fire. so you take water and splash it on but it burns even more
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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ass-phyxiator shit
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The kind of shit that comes from the shortest little woman that works in your office.
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The kind of shit that makes her go up to the 3rd floor of the office building to poop as to not stink up the whole 2nd floor.
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The kind of shit that follows one of many office clearing ass-phyxiations. |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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I am gonna explode out of your ass, then I am gonna let you stand up and wipe but as soon as you do
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it explodes out of your ass. then it lets you think that there isnt anything left in there. then after you wipe and just after you get your belt done up, it comes back with a fuckin vengence |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Manly Shit
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The type of shit that when you look in the toilet you think to yourself... could that have possibly come out of THIS ass?! |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Foamy Shit
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The shit that come out so quietly, with a soft sound of it expanding like foam and keeps going till you run out of breath. With this shit comes major responsibility. You must shake your ass before getting off the toilet to remove excess, then wipe. It wont be a pretty site, all brown and messy, unless your an alien. Then It will be all green and messy. Lastly grab some air freshener, cause this foamy shit will even have the dead plug there nose and say pee-euwww. |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The WaBamm Shit
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When you drop this load "WaBamm" echoes through your head and out your mouth. Best done in public places, where others can hear and forever what went on in the stall you just walked out of. |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Alien Shit
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You're going about as normal, and from nowhere you feel a strong stabbing pain in your gut. You jump up and make for the nearest porcelain hole with barely enough time to coordinate dropping your pants, and twisting so your ass hits the bowl. The pain is so bad its as if the shit is going to rip out of your chest like an alien all over the bathroom door you didnt have time to close. Finally, you let fly a shotgun blast of shit that coats everything on the inside of the toilet including your ass... which immediately begins to burn like acid. Immediately following thereafter is a shower and two days of rectal irritation that doctors will laugh about. |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Once every 3 weeks SHIT
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The kinda of shit that hurts so bad after not shitting for so long that when it finally comes u r kinda scared to shit. Scared of how bad it's gonna hurt, or how BIG it will big, hoping it don't tear your asshole out.Then u finally shit and when u wipe there's nothing on the toilet paper, now how confusing is that shit?? |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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Open, says me
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People complain about how shitting sometimes hurts their ass. That is because they are squeezing it out tightly.
All I do is set the sphincter on maximum, tilt my
ass over the toilet and it just falls out, no effort.
A little splash up the ass is okay, at least I don't have to buy a Bidet.
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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Delayed Strike Shit
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The kind where you squeeze too hard and, three seconds later when it's halfway out, you're writhing on the toilet seat.
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Woodcutter Shit
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This is when you go to the bathroom and something about six inches comes out but then stops, held in place by a mysterious force. You shake it and try to relax, but it is too solid. You are forced to pull your pants up (with the log poking your pants), get a saw, return to the bathroom and spend about five minutes cutting off the SOB. |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Splitshit
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When the shit splits in two and comes out in two separate logs! Called the Multi-Shit if it splits into more than two. |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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bin ladin shit
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Your strainin to get it out and when it does you wipe than look at what you made. there is nothing in the toilet! It is hiding in the hole at the bottem from you like Bin Ladin hidin in a hole from America |
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Added on 2006-06-09 | |
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The Gregor Shit
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This one happens at five in the mornig at Goa-Trance parties. The bassline is massaging your arse and making you want to fart real hard, so you fart away only to realize you have shat your trousers with liquid shit. You decide to take the next train home but are plagued with farts that expell brown liquid during the entire train ride. Once you finally reach your destination you look and smell like a sewage worker and have lost about 20 gallons of liquid shit. |
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Added on 2004-12-21 | |
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The Bubbler
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You've been seeping farts all day and you finally decide to go to the toilet and snap one off, when you look at what you've done the shit is bubbling slowly in the water. "What the fuck have I been eating?" is a common reaction to the sight of this most perplexing shit. |
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Added on 2004-12-21 | |
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Well-Timed Shit
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The really noisy shit that usually happens at the apartment of your first date in forever. You know the splash is going to be unbelievably loud. So you sit with your fingers poised over the flush handle. Just as it starts to drop you hit the flusher. Hoping desperately that the noise and length of the flush will be enough to mask the noise and length of the shit.
Often followed by the Second Flush Shit, which happens when you don't get the toilet paper into the bowl in time after wiping off the Well-Timed Shit. And there is no garbage can. |
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Added on 2004-12-21 | |
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The
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The kind of shit that is formed in such a strange way that you find yourself gazing at it, trying to figure out what it looks like. You come to the conclusion that it looks much like one of Gauguin's reclining nudes. |
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Added on 2004-12-21 | |
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Square Shit
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The Squares shits corners rip your bum hole and kills like mad when it comes out. And sometimes your scared to squeeze it because it hurts so much. |
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Added on 2004-12-21 | |
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middle of supper shit
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The type of shit when you are eating a meal at thanksgiving when you feel a sudden urge to pee. You get up and go to the bathroom and as soon as your pants are down you have a sudden blast of shit. It's that kind of shit is like liquid chocolate, and you fart and crap at the same time. It smells like a diper on a solar panel and everytime you think you're done more comes out. You keep doing this until someone asks if you're allright. |
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Added on 2004-12-13 | |
